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Friday, August 25, 2006

Yo all u peeps out there! First post from Uncle Sia eh? Yea wadever cut the crap. Anyways, these few days were total crap. First theres shorty gaofu then theres the fish seller then theres youtube website and bla bla bla last but not least, BAGUA HIMSELF.
Victim 12:
i'll start wif him first... He took more than 3 hours to finish his amaths paper on friday while Kiam Chye and me were sitting beside him waiting for him to finish as we were helping him.(oh ya even after that,............ he didn't finish the paper >.<), Kiam Chye was found in a pool of my blood 10 mins after he handed up the paper.
Victim13:
Next, the fish seller(abit siao rite? FISH SELLER ?!?!?!) lols. ya anyway i was buying fish this morning at the market. ok i chose a gd fish for lunch le, put it in the pan to buy, and the seller BEHEADED the fish.. wtf? I WAN A WHOLE FISH TO FRY FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! jeez this sucks
Victim 14
ok then theres gaofu. burst in adreneline + hyperactive body = gaofu. KEEP ANYTHING U TREASURE OUT OF HIS SIGHT. his character and behaviour is atrocious and truely lower standard compared to that of shit. although he can be good at times.(around 30% of the time to be specific) Since when did the grinch snatch presents out of peoples pockets? this is an example infront of u. if anything like this happens, use the following measures to protect urself. (ONLY IN SUCH A SITUATION)
For gals, shout FEI LI AHHHHH can le easy as thatFor guys not as easy, must follow this procedure, bend ur hand 90 degrees backwards, and THRUST IT UP HIS NOSE using ur palm ^_^ then call 995 after that. while hes lying in a pool of nose blood.
Youtube was worse, ok i wanted to upload a video. requirements 320x240 in size, format mpg, avi, mov, or mp4 ok i did the mpg one ok fine 53 mb movie wtf. STILL CANNOT convert mov OSO CANNOT quote:"We specifically recommend the MPEG4" WOW NICE ONE, i convert liao STILL CANNOT WTF OMFG.finally i gave up and uploaded to filefront instead, now trying google video


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