Monday, August 14, 2006

Hello! I am the Ba Gua Seller Of CWM! ya! the corner stall at the market go in turn left, walk straight, turn right, continue walking, and zai turn left jiu reach ler... Easy to go right?? Ji de lai guang gu hor!! Also Remember hor I sell BA Gua NOT AH gua hor... Sell Ah Gua Err xin you mei ren yao mai surely bankrupt...

You Come here ask for Ah Gua, i get my blunt Ba Gua Knife and stick it up your *Toot* (yao you ya... calm down.... yao bao chi xing xiang)

Today got quite a number of people to Criticise so load the B.A. G.U.A.S. V.1
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haha pretty high tech for a Ba Gua Seller right???

Victim 1 Dectected .. Mrs Jelly Chua .. Status: Critcism Level 2

Today, I went to unity to deliver Ba Gua (so long finally you sheng yi ler haha) The Jelly Chua want me deliver Ba Gua at 2:45pm. Got Business so deliver lor

Then i go the class 4/5 (Kiam Chai told me that it was the class that Jelly Chua teach so i go see see) then i see there everyone waiting for that Jelly Chua worr... waaa this kind of person.... sui ran abit gan ji she buy my Ba Gua but also cannot make the whole class wait for her right??? Also, I heard from Kiam Chai that she very fierce people late surely scold de, then she late leh??? -.- never practice what she preach de.... but after i go sell some Ba Gua to the Canteen de Uncle Aunty (not new year also can eat Ba Gua right??) at least can pay electricity mar if not shop dark dark no one want to go in ( 7 month somemore ar). After that i go check on 4/5... At least that Jelly end on time and i go back not because to check but also to Tao Qian (last time must be fail maths de ask her give me $60 gimme $50 jiu pao diao ler-.- hai hao notice in time)

Victim 4 Identified and Logged ... Gerbil Poh Status: Criticism level 1

This Gerbil Poh hor when i finding the Jelly Chua I walking past 4/5 I saw him Kicking a Bottle( he dunno how to take his balls out and kick -.- kick the waterbottle)

waa he kicking Horrible Terrible but no vegetable.... Want Vegetable ar? Go buy from Uncle Kiam Chai... Kick until almost hit people ar..... Kick also any how kick.... I walk past the bottle hit the window i still chua Tio and drop the ba gua (of course quickly pick up and wrap nicely lar ) and continue find that Jelly Chua.... After Selling her, I found out she maths fail gimme less money ( SCAMMER!!!!) so i chiong to 4/5 zhao ta... but having lesson so dont disturb... zai wai mian den.... The Jelly Chua ask the Gerbil Poh Go out write answer but he go out ler stand there dont know what to write... WAAA dunno what to write still stand there like statue dont know how to ask... Think so long write ler also wrong... Waste of time... Jian zhi shi FEI WU!!!!

Kick ye bu yao study ye bu hao... yi hou want to be my assistant... DEN JIU JIU ar....

ok lar not need be so ji dong -.-... at least got back my $10.

Victim 5 Logged... Sissy motorcyclist Status: unknown

I pack up my Ba Gua stall and want to go back that time, want to cross the road to reach home... Dunno which stupid Designer design the traffic light soo far away must walk all the way there cross and walk back... waste my time -.- so i just see no car i cross lor. Then suddenly hor when i want to cross got 1 sissy motorcyclist hor turn here and move soooo slowly somemore... UNCLE WO ZHOU LU HAI BI NI JIA DE KUAI!!!!!! but so close ler still must let him go first. Then he stop infront of me... WALAO!!! dunno do what take something then drive sllllooooowwwwly away.... after that hor alot of car come and i must wait another 10 mins ar..... Tuuuuuuu~~~ xie ar thats the reason why all Ba Gua Red haha (shhh its secret dont tell out)

No wonder china so many Jiang Shi ar all go buy Ba Gua Eat.

ahhh~~~ zhong yu Reach home ler i go get a can of coke on TV watch ler

remember tomorrow come buy my Ba Gua hor. Now still buy 200g get 100g free hor

We got new victim(s) !
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Market Vendors
we see. we experience.
we unhappy. we criticise.
Uncle Kiam Chye
Has been selling kiam chye for 16 years.
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Has been selling ba gua for 16 years too.
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