Hi! I know you people havent heard from me, Uncle BaGua for a long time. Recently, Business has been picking upand i became very busy. Hmmm... Today got quite a few people to talk about today... about 3 also. Hmmm Kiam Chye Got Kiam Chye Song and pledge maybe next time i should write one bagua poem or something like that haha now. Oh ya before i start i hope that everyone that comes to this blog can tag and also vote. haha please show your support for us
Victim 9 identified ... gae(give) C -chan status: criticism level 1
why gae C -chan? Because he always give people C, he everything also rate C... I ask him rate my bagua he also give C -.-, he also like kopi-C and Teh-C. Hope he go hospital also stay C-class wards, that old sissy.Besides giving Cs this sissy chan also got 1 more hobby is to snatch things from other people ( not as in stealing lar)last time great Sissy sale i met him... i saw one knife can buy and cut ba gua (my old knife very blant ler) then the C-chan(name to long ler-.-)come and snatch from me wor -.-. i buy plastic bag and weighing machine he also want to snatch. Walao even I go to cashier pay he also snatchand cut guo lai... IS THIS AN ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR? Today i pack and going home ler saw him again and you know what?!? I go get a Taxi to stop he suddenly chiong here and snatch away. Ahhh going to have heart attack ler.
Victim 10 ... Unlucky Cockcroach Status: Dead
That Gae C -Chan snatch my taxi so no choice must walk and take MRT -.- walk towards MRT station that time hear one KRRRAK sound i thought i step on some bird egg -.- why dont gimme bird nest.... but when i check my slipper , see 1 flatten de cockroach... waaa want to suicide dirty my slipper some more also is i yesterday buy one .... why must let me step cockroach why cannot let me step on diamond or gold??? step ler krrak and crack nvm but WHY cockroach?!?! so angry ahhhhhh !!!~~~~ Want me to step you ar? FINE i continue to step (because i still saw it moving) *step step step* then suddenly 2 police officer come and fine me... point at the do not step on grass fine $200 sign... waaa like that also can... maybe next time i should put 1 sign at CWM... Dont buy Ba Gua Fine $300 like that can earn more. Tomorrow must remember to put!
Vomit blood ar no taxi get fined shoe dirty still must walk to MRT......
Victim 11 Logged... Kanjiong Couple status unknown
No Taxi... Vomit blood , no choice must go take MRT when I go up that time the train come got 1 couple rushing for train that time run up the escalator shoving people aside... i no time to dodge and they pushed me down the escalator... then later got someone call 993 ar... then next what happen ar? Ambulance come for free loh... take me to hospital... Ya hor Kiam chye there!
Can let him pay my hospital bill... money all pay fine ler at least still got Kiam chye....
KIAM CHYE I COMING TO VISIT YOU!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~