Sunday, August 13, 2006
Why no people come my stall to buy kiam chye !!! Today is already the 2nd day, why still no people come buy my kiam chye !!! All went to buy prawns from Uncle Salad. What the hell. Anyway Uncle Ba Gua also same as me. No business at all. We are going crazy soon !!! But for me is not totally no business. I got one customer today, but was not a humun.
*crowd: -.- ! now is the 7th month, don't tell me is... ahhhhh*
NO LA ! Worst than that !
*crowd: -.- ! wOrSt ThAn ThAt ?!?! ahhhhh*
WAIT ! Allow me to finish my sentence, but you all must remain calm.
*crowd: pray.. pray.. pray..*
It was a MOSQUITO !
*crowd: !*
Then don't know why suddenly all rushed to the knife shop. I'm so happy for the shop owner. I still called him to congratulate him, but he said he was busy, so we didn't talk much. After that the uncles and aunties all walked towards my direction. That time I was so happy, thought finally can get to sell some of my kiam chye.
BUT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*my clothes torn, glasses cracked, vomit blood, underwear flew out.*
Guess you all should know what happened
Somemore my underwear so smelly (very long never wash cause no time) then it landed on a businessman's head and he said he wants to sue me. Fine then. Think I need to earn more money by selling more kiam chye.
So back to the mosquito issue. Wait, I think I better take back my underwear first.
*wearing.. got lots of holes and my leg went into the wrong hole -.-*
Ok, this morning when I was setting up the stall, I kept hearing the "eee" sound. I knew that was a mosquito. So without thinking, I took some kiam chye and started throwing them at the mosquito. But all miss. -.- Somemore got two policemen walked pass and my kiam chye landed on their head. -.- They said they wanted to bring to back to CCK Police Post, but I told them I got business to do, so they said they will come tomorrow to bring me back. You think I so stupid to wait for them is it ! My god, think I have to go pack my stuffs now, and take my passport. Erm, should I go Hong Kong, US, England, China Aiya ! No time to think. Better ask my son to book a ticket for me now.
*Boy ahh, book a air ticket for me now Now NOW !*
*boy: ok ! need whiskey?*
This question like very familiar. Never mind.
*son: hello ? Is this Kiam Chye Airline? Ya I want to book a ticket... ya ya lousy plane also never mind. He die I can take all his money. None of my Business also. yaya ok bye !*
!!! What the hell. Not only mosquito bully me, now my son also bully me. I've got no money. If he wants I can give all those kiam chye to him.
YA ! THAT MOSQUITO ! WHY BIT MY THUMB !
Victim 3. Loading -- Unknown Mosquito
That idiot mosquito. Told me she wanted to buy kiam chye for her kids. In the end bit my thumb. So painful you know. Now swollen. Think have to paste handsaplast, those salted water resistant kind. So many parts she can suck. My face, my ears, my nose, my arm, my chest, my forehead, my stomach, my legs but why my THUMB ! She not afraid that I will crash her to death? Maybe she knew I very kind-hearted, won't do this kind of thing. So... AHH ! Pain ~~
I should now go pack my stuffs. So damn sad. Both my son and that unknown mosquito gang up and bully me. waaa ~~ Live until this age still get bully, really useless.
*Erm.. flipping my passport.. WHAT ! EXPIRED ?!*
-.- sob sob...
*crowd: look on the brigher side, cause tomorrow at the police station the table lamp confirm very bright one.*
We got new victim(s) !
at
6:33 AM
Why no people come my stall to buy kiam chye !!! Today is already the 2nd day, why still no people come buy my kiam chye !!! All went to buy prawns from Uncle Salad. What the hell. Anyway Uncle Ba Gua also same as me. No business at all. We are going crazy soon !!! But for me is not totally no business. I got one customer today, but was not a humun.
*crowd: -.- ! now is the 7th month, don't tell me is... ahhhhh*
NO LA ! Worst than that !
*crowd: -.- ! wOrSt ThAn ThAt ?!?! ahhhhh*
WAIT ! Allow me to finish my sentence, but you all must remain calm.
*crowd: pray.. pray.. pray..*
It was a MOSQUITO !
*crowd: !*
Then don't know why suddenly all rushed to the knife shop. I'm so happy for the shop owner. I still called him to congratulate him, but he said he was busy, so we didn't talk much. After that the uncles and aunties all walked towards my direction. That time I was so happy, thought finally can get to sell some of my kiam chye.
BUT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*my clothes torn, glasses cracked, vomit blood, underwear flew out.*
Guess you all should know what happened
Somemore my underwear so smelly (very long never wash cause no time) then it landed on a businessman's head and he said he wants to sue me. Fine then. Think I need to earn more money by selling more kiam chye.
So back to the mosquito issue. Wait, I think I better take back my underwear first.
*wearing.. got lots of holes and my leg went into the wrong hole -.-*
Ok, this morning when I was setting up the stall, I kept hearing the "eee" sound. I knew that was a mosquito. So without thinking, I took some kiam chye and started throwing them at the mosquito. But all miss. -.- Somemore got two policemen walked pass and my kiam chye landed on their head. -.- They said they wanted to bring to back to CCK Police Post, but I told them I got business to do, so they said they will come tomorrow to bring me back. You think I so stupid to wait for them is it ! My god, think I have to go pack my stuffs now, and take my passport. Erm, should I go Hong Kong, US, England, China Aiya ! No time to think. Better ask my son to book a ticket for me now.
*Boy ahh, book a air ticket for me now Now NOW !*
*boy: ok ! need whiskey?*
This question like very familiar. Never mind.
*son: hello ? Is this Kiam Chye Airline? Ya I want to book a ticket... ya ya lousy plane also never mind. He die I can take all his money. None of my Business also. yaya ok bye !*
!!! What the hell. Not only mosquito bully me, now my son also bully me. I've got no money. If he wants I can give all those kiam chye to him.
YA ! THAT MOSQUITO ! WHY BIT MY THUMB !
Victim 3. Loading -- Unknown Mosquito
That idiot mosquito. Told me she wanted to buy kiam chye for her kids. In the end bit my thumb. So painful you know. Now swollen. Think have to paste handsaplast, those salted water resistant kind. So many parts she can suck. My face, my ears, my nose, my arm, my chest, my forehead, my stomach, my legs but why my THUMB ! She not afraid that I will crash her to death? Maybe she knew I very kind-hearted, won't do this kind of thing. So... AHH ! Pain ~~
I should now go pack my stuffs. So damn sad. Both my son and that unknown mosquito gang up and bully me. waaa ~~ Live until this age still get bully, really useless.
*Erm.. flipping my passport.. WHAT ! EXPIRED ?!*
-.- sob sob...
*crowd: look on the brigher side, cause tomorrow at the police station the table lamp confirm very bright one.*
We got new victim(s) !
at
6:33 AM
Market Vendors
we see. we experience.
we unhappy. we criticise.
Uncle Kiam Chye
Has been selling kiam chye for 16 years.
Uncle Ba Gua
Has been selling ba gua for 16 years too.
Uncle Salad Sia
Has been selling sia(prawn) for 16 years also.
Poll of the Week
Uncles and aunties
Auntie Sie
Auntie Cai
Uncle Kwek
Uncle Hui
Auntie Kueh
Uncle Lim Peh
Uncle Fi
Auntie Seok
Auntie Ying
Auntie Stepf
Auntie Wei
Auntie Ting
Auntie Yan
Kopitiam Chit-Chat
credits
aprileap-
we see. we experience.
we unhappy. we criticise.
Uncle Kiam Chye
Has been selling kiam chye for 16 years.
Uncle Ba Gua
Has been selling ba gua for 16 years too.
Uncle Salad Sia
Has been selling sia(prawn) for 16 years also.
Poll of the Week
Uncles and aunties
Auntie Sie
Auntie Cai
Uncle Kwek
Uncle Hui
Auntie Kueh
Uncle Lim Peh
Uncle Fi
Auntie Seok
Auntie Ying
Auntie Stepf
Auntie Wei
Auntie Ting
Auntie Yan
Kopitiam Chit-Chat
credits
aprileap-